The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to see the present.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to breathe

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!