the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to be your self

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!