the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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Turn gold into lead.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!