- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through anything except air.

the power to reseal bottle caps

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the ability to slap someone with your foot

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

The power to write on this website

the power to speak morse code .

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

to power to do the bird is the word

Pointless Super Powers