The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to change your mind

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power of minding your own business

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!