the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!