The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!