The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!