The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to die in one second

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The power to breathe

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!