The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!