The ablity to crash your computer.

The power to be invisible if you're blind

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

the power of fart helium

The power to turn gold into dust

THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

The power to manage Chelsea FC

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

The power to procrast ....

the power to smell like feet

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

the power to listen to music when you have headphones

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power... to move you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!