The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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Poop

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the power to

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak in morse code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!