the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!