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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.
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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.
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Power to find things in the last place you look.
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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times
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The power to post the same shit twice.
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the power to smell like shlt shlt.
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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle
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The power to see the present.
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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS
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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present
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The power to make light.....with a flashlight
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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell
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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.
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Turn gold into lead.
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Facebook.
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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.
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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.
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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt
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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.
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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.
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the power to see with your eyes open
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The power to heal...... Your Opponent
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the power to post pointless superpowers.
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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!