power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!