the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The ability to be a rock

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!