The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to look into the past

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to not have any power.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to die in one second

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!