the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!