The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!