The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to die but once

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!