The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to think.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to punch that like button

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!