The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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power to fly only in the plane

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!