The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!