The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Death at will

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!