The power to see through windows

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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anything Aquaman does

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to be powerless

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!