The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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Reverse Pooping

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The Power of cheese

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!