The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!