The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!