the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to attract bullets

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!