The Power of cheese

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!