the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to die on command

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Batman

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!