The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power of love

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Facebook.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!