black people

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to write about power.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!