The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!