The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power of trolling your self

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power spite flower

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!