Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to think.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the power to create a meme

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!