The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!