The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!