THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!