A power level of under 9000.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to die

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!