The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!