The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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ability to fly in a plane

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The ability to read braile.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!