The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to see the present.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!