the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to die....

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to breathe

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!