The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the power to die....

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Farting at will

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to pee backwards.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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meh.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Menstrual blood bending!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!