The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Balls.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!