The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!