the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!