- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The power to fart flames

the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

The power of never finishing what you sta

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

black people

The power to understand irony.

The Power To Poop on Command.

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

Pointless Super Powers