The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power of Grayskull.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!