The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to see through water

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the power to see through glass

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!