X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to see through air.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!