the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to nit propely

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!