The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!