the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to die....

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!