The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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i like pie.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!