The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!