The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!