The ablity to crash your computer.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to be a walrus

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The ability to breath under lava

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!