The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to make body fat go away

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!