The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to change your mind

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!